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Freedom to Grab

from Anger Management by Gerry Spehar

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New Orleans mambo with infectious beat and funky horns & bg vocs; a witty dialogue between husband and wife on the new rules of social engagement introduced by our Grabber In Chief.

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FREEDOM TO GRAB
Gerry Spehar & Mac Herbert

I got the Freedom To Grab whatever I want cause the President says its OK
But you women don't worry about it cause this thing works both ways
I grab you; you grab me; we're both happy as we can be
It's a new amendment to the Constitution called The Freedom To Grab

Now Billy and Donald was just hangin' on a bus; I don't know what's all the fuss
Just boys being boys, treatin' women like toys
Raisin' theirs masts, settin' sail on the good ships Cosby, Weinstein and Ailes
Don't get uptight, it's the Bill O'Reilly of Rights, Baby,
it's the Freedom To Grab

I got the Freedom To Grab wherever I want cause the President says its OK
But you women don't worry about it, cause this thing it works both ways
You see, I grab you; you grab me; we're both happy as we can be
It's a Constitutional evolution, called The Freedom To Grab

Well, I saw this pretty young lady picking up something on the ground
She bent over and my eyes lit up and the wife had to slap my hand
I said, Honey, now what'd you do that for; we don't have to worry no more
There's a brand new amendment to the Constitution
Called The Freedom To Grab

Well, the wife she don't buy it; she slaps me up beside the head
Says over my dead body, and I says, Honey, you ain't dead
She reaches over and she grabs 'em, she gives 'em a twist and squeeze, to my knees
And she hollers thank you, Mr. President, for making grabbing free

Yeah, I got the Freedom To Grab whatever I want cause the President says its OK
But you don't worry 'bout it, Baby, I can do this all day
I grab you and squeeze; to your knees
It's a revolution; it's evolution
It's the Freedom To Grab
It's a brand new amendment to the Constitution
Called the Freedom To Grab

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from Anger Management, released February 19, 2018

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Gerry Spehar Los Angeles, California

Gerry Spehar is a folk country troubadour from Colorado and a man on a mission.  Hot on the heels of last year's critically acclaimed "I Hold Gravity” the singer songwriter guitar picker is back with a full blown old school protest album.  Think Woody Guthrie backed by psychedelic guitars and funky New Orleans horns ... more

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